"The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues."
— Terry Pratchett
I'm late to the birthday party too! I beg a houseful of Colorado Grandkids and Germans! Happy birthday, Winfrey! I know she and Carol are in California right now.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.